Thursday, November 12, 2009

Advice given to me by Dr House

You test drive a car before you buy it; you have sex before marriage.

We can try and pretend we're above it or we can try and intellectualise it away, but ultimately, shiny, pretty, perky things are good; and ugly, misshapen teenage boys are repulsive.

Do you know when your birth control pills aren't birth control pills?

What we think, say and do matters, in a big picture kind of way

People don't want a sick doctor.

If no one does anything, sick people often get sicker

Love makes you do stupid things

The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth

There are three types of people. Those that wait for things to happen; some that makes things happen; and those that wonder how things happen.

Nothing up my sleeves. Nothing in my pocket. There's something in my pants, but it's not going to help with this trick

Children are so filled with hope

Just because you can't feel pleasure doesn't mean you don't want it

Atheism is not about fun, it's about the truth

What's life without the ability to make stupid decisions?

Dying's easy. Living's hard

Yesterdays sluts are todays empowered women, todays sluts are celebrities.

If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic

Love to gossip, but I’ve got work to do

You’re right about me being wrong and wrong about you being right

I need to slap you. For diagnostic purposes

The nameless poor have a face, and it's a pompous white man

You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you ... put your faith in God to get you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the street, I know you look both ways

You can't believe everything is your fault unless you also believe you're all powerful

Lower your expectations, it works on dates

We all make mistakes, and we all pay a price

Truth begins in lies

Stop relying on another human being answers and find some on your own

Atheism is not about fun, it's about the truth

Just because you don't know what the right answer is, maybe there's even no way you could know what the right answer is, doesn't make your answer right or even okay. It's much simpler than that. It's just plain wrong.

Pride and shame only apply to people we have a vested interest in, not employees

You know how they say, "you can't live without love"? Well, oxygen is even more important

You come for my advice? Cause I left it in my other pants

There is a Facebook application that delivers them! It's priceless

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