Saturday, May 21, 2011

Urgent Notice

Dear hotel guests,

Having a private balcony and jacuzzi means that people cannot see you! But the other guests are not deaf! When you decide to have sex on your terrace they can still HEAR you! MORONS!

And yes it is inappropriate to do that in public even if you are married. There is a perfectly nice bed in your room for that reason. Use it instead of the outdoor furniture.

Kind Regards
Pissed of Receptionist

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