Monday, May 15, 2006

Η φιλανθρωπία ...

... θα μας σώσει όλους. Λοιπόν σήμερα έλαβα ένα email που με έκανε να αναθεωρήσω τις απόψεις μου για τη ζωή και τον κόσμο. Ο καλός Θεούλης προφανώς με άκουσε όταν αποφάσισα να δω την Eurovision αντί για τον Κώδικα Da Vinci και γνωρίζοντας οτι είμαι άνεργη αποφάσισε να με αποκαταστήσει και ηδού:

Dear Friend,

As you read this, I don‘t want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday.

My name is Fadil Zahir a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E.I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone(not even myself) but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world.

I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my ife a different way from how I have lived it. Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends.

I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give also to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore.

I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the oney which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Isreal, they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them.

The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of fifteen illion dollars $15,000,000,00 that I have with a Security Company abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit stashed in a diplomtic box and dispatche it to the less priviledged and hungry.I am failing in health and i have been restricted to a solitary life by the doctors till i die.

I have set aside 30% for your time and serviceand expenses.


God be with you.
Fadil Zahir

Καταλάβατε τώρα? Έκανα την τύχη μου! Με περιμένουν 4.500.000 δολάρια! Το επόμενο blogoparty εγώ θα το διοργανώσω!

3 comments:

  1. Μου μυρίζει μπαρούτι εδώ, Μαράκι! Εμ πως αλλιώς ένας τύπος out of nowhere, βγάζει τα σώψυχα. Όλα τα λεφτά βρίσκονται στη τελευταία παράγραφο! Αν δεν πας φυλακή και καταφέρεις να κάνεις το επόμενο bloggoparty, θυμίσου και τους φίλους που σε στήριξαν από εδώ μέσα (μπουχαχα, που λέει και ο Mac Manus). Καλημέρα και πάμε γι' άλλα, Μ.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Νόμιζα ότι αυτή η απάτη είχε εκλείψει πια. Προφανώς, έκανα λάθος...

    ReplyDelete
  3. Ειναι χρηματα που προερχονται απο λαθρεμποριο οπλων και αλλες δραστηριοτητες που με πολλη δυσκολια θα χρακτηριζα επιοικως "παρανομες".Προκειται για "ξεπλυμα" και στην καλυτερη θα βρεθεις με μερικες χιλιαδες κανες να στοχευουν επανω σου!Οι μισες απο αντιτρομοκρατικες ομαδες και οι υπολοιπες απο του εγκληματιες που θα θελουν τα χρηματατους πισω αφου οταν μπουν στο λογαριασμο σου θα "ειναι" πλυμενα.Take care.Beware of this.

    ReplyDelete